This week’s Darwin Award goes to Joan Pallone of Metro Brokers for her bus bench advertising. I cringe when I see small business owners falling trap to this ego based advertising. For the money, outdoor bus benches are no longer effective. Let’s explore why this is a HUGE waste of money… And this week’s Marketing Darwin Award Winner.

Points of Failure
1. Not targeted – Some outdoor ad sales person will argue this is low cost advertizing but this is just another form of “pay, spray and pray” broadcast. It’s not targeted to home buyers or sellers
2. Phone number is spelled in a word -303-466-HOME – Bad move these days. There are more than 300 different types of handheld/phone devices on the market and if you are like the millions of blackberry users ( including me), your phone keypad does not correspond with the 1950’s letter matching to numbers systems. My numbers don’t match (The same holds true for people with phone systems that want you to spell out a name) and I just give up.
3. No website – Need I say more? Come on, it’s not 1975.
4. No links to social media. Only one way to connect, the phone. See number three for explanation of that.
5. No differentiation – No where in this horrible outdoor display does it teach me how to buy, separate Joan from all the other Realtors?
6. No connecting with the reticular activator - Most people have been trained to ignore this type of advertising. This ad does nothing to pull me out of my “block out the noise comma” and make me pay attention. Just visual noise.
7. The ad gets blocked when people sit on the bench to wait for the bus.
8. The bench does not face the line of site for drivers who pass it. The ad depends on the driver to turn their head to read it.
9. Poor location. – This bench is on a two lane street with businesses on one side of the street and homes on the other. The only people who have a great view of this bench are the people who’s homes back up to this street and look out the back windows of their homes. Audience of 4, maybe 5 families and the wonderful people who wait for the bus.
10. Not trackable – Why on earth would you do any kind of marketing these days that does not have a way to measure effectiveness
11. This is ego marketing. These ads are sold to puff the ego of the name of the business on the sign.
Outdoor advertising is a huge waste for the small business. It takes hundreds of thousands of dollars for branding and a bus bench is a complete waste of small business marketing dollars. Joan should be asking for a refund or looking for someone to help her with marketing in the digital, wireless world.
Be smart. Stay connected.



